Wrestle Daddies

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We are the Wrestle Daddies, and these are our Wrestle Children

Jake and Brett have been longtime friends, wrestling fans, and improvisers. They have decided to take their relationship one further by entering fatherhood together, but these aren’t your regular baybays! We take your suggestions for wrestler names or wrestler gimmicks and nurture those ideas into fully grown wrestle children.

New Episodes every Thursday!

Brett and Jake are Toronto based improvisers, writers, and comedians, and founding members of Hot Garbage Players.

If you have suggestions of terrible, amazing or terribly amazing wrestler ideas for the Dads, send us an email at wrestledaddies@gmail.com

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Hosted and Cut by Jake Martin and Brett Loughery
Logo by Scott Latimer

Recent Episodes:

  • 030 – The 12 Matches of Christmas: Freakshow
    on 14 December, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Christmas comes early for all the good Wrestle Children as Brett and Jake transform their network mandated ‘Freakshow!’ pay per view into the festive ’12 Matches of Christmas’. Listen in by that warm glowing fire as special guests from episodes past come back for the holiday good time feelings. — Hosted and Cut by Brett … Continue reading "030 – The 12 Matches of Christmas: Freakshow" Listen to the episode.

  • 029 – The Big Food Network in the Sky (with Alexa Higgins)
    on 7 December, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    The Reckoning has come for our Daddies as Food Network CEO Lauren Graham Cracker parachutes directly into Gary World wondering where their wrestling content has flown off to. Brett and Jake weave a complicated wicker basket of lies to convince Ms. Graham Cracker that, as the old Irish proverb goes, ‘Everything is Fine’. — Hosted … Continue reading "029 – The Big Food Network in the Sky (with Alexa Higgins)" Listen to the episode.

  • 028 – Young Lions, Assemble!
    on 1 December, 2017 at 4:25 am

    Roles are reversed as Jake becomes enchanted with Gary World and finds a heap of suggestions for new attractions. Meanwhile, Brett is off to Asia to contract a new work force for the theme park – New Japan Pro Wrestling’s Young Lions. Let’s hope Food Network doesn’t find out we started a new show! — … Continue reading "028 – Young Lions, Assemble!" Listen to the episode.

  • 027 – Blind Uncle Bort’s Underground Labyrinth
    on 23 November, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    Altavista’s brand new streaming service is off to a bombastic start as Brett is left to build the start of an amusement park by himself. Meanwhile, Gary Oldman has gone missing and both Wrestle Daddies are called into the ring to entertain the masses. Also, nobody tell Food Network about our new show. Please. — … Continue reading "027 – Blind Uncle Bort’s Underground Labyrinth" Listen to the episode.

  • 026 – Altavista Presents: Gary
    on 17 November, 2017 at 4:35 am

    The Dads are back in town! Our co-hosts reunite after weeks of contract negotiations to start from square one yet again… luckily Brett’s got a pocket full of wrestlers and Jake has a lucrative deal with Altavista! Catch Wrestle Daddies and such wrestlers as Splint Butchrock and of course your champion…. Jake Martin! — Hosted … Continue reading "026 – Altavista Presents: Gary" Listen to the episode.

  • 025 – Wrestle Daddies: A Retrospective
    on 9 November, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    If you have never listened to an episode of Wrestle Daddies… this would be the perfect chance to start! After having no contact with Brett since he quit the show, we received this tape in the mail. A full retrospective of Wrestle Daddies greatest moments… and what appears to be an apology. — Hosted and … Continue reading "025 – Wrestle Daddies: A Retrospective" Listen to the episode.

  • Minisode – Last Straw, Brett
    on 2 November, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Minisode 1 – Last Straw, Brett An impromptu statement about the recent departure of Brett. — Hosted and Cut by Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band Listen to the episode.

  • 024 – “Survivor” Series Part Three
    on 19 October, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    The Merge! 11 wrestlers have defied the odds and made it to the merge in this season of Wrestle Daddies Survivor. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Brian Pillman, Triple H, HBK, CM Punk, Asuka, The Miz, Jake the Snake Roberts and your own Wrestle Daddy Jake have clawed their way to the top. … Continue reading "024 – “Survivor” Series Part Three" Listen to the episode.

  • 023 – “Survivor” Series Part Two
    on 12 October, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Our season of Survivor rolls on and the hidden immunity idols flow freely. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan declaring himself team captain has ruffled a few feathers… including a Mr. Stone Cold Steve Austin. We sprint towards the merge as all of your favourite wrestlers (and Jake) battle it out for that sweet prize of our title … Continue reading "023 – “Survivor” Series Part Two" Listen to the episode.

  • 022 – “Survivor” Series Part One
    on 5 October, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    39 Days. 18 Wrestlers. 1 Survivor. Under the guidance of former champion Jeff Probst (aka El Totino) we bring a full season of Wrestle Daddies Survivor to the Food Network! A tribe of Heels, a tribe of Tweeners and a tribe of Faces compete for the coveted Wrestle Daddies Championship on the sunny beaches of … Continue reading "022 – “Survivor” Series Part One" Listen to the episode.

  • 021 – Rusev Comes To Town
    on 28 September, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Rob Van Dam has left us with the love triangle of Dave Meltzer, Vince Russo and Jim Cornette in the middle of our ring. Brett’s obsession with Survivor threatens to swallow the company. The only solution is to bring in a real, Blue Collar American to save Wrestle Daddies: Career Day – Alexander Rusev. — … Continue reading "021 – Rusev Comes To Town" Listen to the episode.

  • 020 – Russo Comes to Town (with Colin Sharpe)
    on 21 September, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Master Chef Rob Van Dam brings the Daddies straight to Smark City, USA as he brings all sorts of famous wrestling icons with him to the Municipal Struggle. Witness the likes of Dave Meltzer, Vince Russo and of course, the Hamburgler lace their boots and compete in Wrestle Daddies most insane match yet! — Hosted … Continue reading "020 – Russo Comes to Town (with Colin Sharpe)" Listen to the episode.

  • 019 – The TIFF Riff
    on 14 September, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    This week the Daddies continue their Career Day: Municipal Struggle with a celebration of the film industry and TIFF. Actors are basically just wrestlers without the punches, right? Come see how Christian Bale, James Franco, and many more fare in our ongoing gauntlet match. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo … Continue reading "019 – The TIFF Riff" Listen to the episode.

  • 018 – Wrestle Daddies Career Day: Municipal Struggle
    on 8 September, 2017 at 3:25 am

    The Daddies get their show back! Food Network picks up the Daddies new show ‘Wrestle Daddies Career Day’. The show consists of one long convoluted match that lasts for weeks. Wrestlers include Brett’s Great Grandfather and a horse named El Timber-Timbre. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer … Continue reading "018 – Wrestle Daddies Career Day: Municipal Struggle" Listen to the episode.

  • 017 – Fisticuffs Slamdown Million Dollar Fallout Show
    on 31 August, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    What a ride it’s been. With our minds still reeling from that wild night in Saigon last episode… we find out whether we were successful enough to start a new season. Unfortunately Fisticuffs Slamdown led some of our wrestlers to a terrible fate… Also in this episode – a fisherman named Raoul convinces Brett to … Continue reading "017 – Fisticuffs Slamdown Million Dollar Fallout Show" Listen to the episode.

  • 016 – Fisticuffs Slamdown!
    on 24 August, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 1st ever Wrestle Daddies: Fisticuffs Slamdown! In this electrifying one hour special, the Daddies submit your suggestions to a grueling Fisticuffs Slamdown, an event that our legal team insisted we say is ‘similar but legally distinct from the Royal Rumble’. One Vacant Title, Two Dozen Men, Three Dollars will … Continue reading "016 – Fisticuffs Slamdown!" Listen to the episode.

  • 015 – A Completely New Beginning
    on 17 August, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Episode 15 - A Completely New Beginning The Wrestle Daddies come back down to earth and start from scratch: new wrestlers, new suggestions, and a whole new company. Brett and Jake flirt with going full sci-fi once again, sign another Magic Mike alumnus, debate what constitutes “dog fighting”, set up a Fisticuffs Slamdown, and star a one of a kind cooking show. New Wrestlers Include: - Pipo the Jonk - General Backrub - Doonyal Brant - The Wild Cowards - and many more! Listen to the episode.

  • 014 – Laser Baby: The Buzz Hardcastle Story, Part Two (with Matt Nadeau)
    on 10 August, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    The Wrestle Daddies and their favourite son trek through the plains, jungles, mountains, and caves of Margaritaville looking to complete their quest. Is it a rescue or a mission of vengeance? Will Brett and Jake's friendship reach the boiling point? And will Buzz Hardcastle be able to find the power within to be a true hero when given the chance? Find out in this exciting conclusion of Season 2. Listen to the episode.

  • 013 – Laser Baby: The Buzz Hardcastle Story, Part One (with Matt Nadeau)
    on 3 August, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    The Wrestle Daddies come face to face with one of their own creations as Buzz Hardcastle, Sexual Astronaut shows up at the Mobile Podcast Unit. Will Brett be able to reconcile with Buzz and Jake? Will Buzz ever find his nemesis? Will we see more wrestling? Find out in our two part season finale! Listen to the episode.

  • 012 – Alone On An Island
    on 27 July, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    The Wrestle Daddies have been torn asunder... Brett has jettisoned himself from the Mobile Podcast Unit onto the surface of the planet and all Jake has to go off of for this week's episode are a series of cryptic audio diaries. Will the mind link between the Daddies be enough to create a new wrestler? That's right, we make wrestlers again...Tune in and find out! Listen to the episode.

  • 011 – Flight of the Ospreays
    on 20 July, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    The Wrestle Daddies continue to drift through space as they continue to lose contact with their wrestlers, each other and their minds. But we stay hot on the trail of Buzz Hardcastle, Sexual Astronaut and the King of the Jungle himself - Brock Lesnar... this is a wrestling podcast. Listen to the episode.

  • 010 – Zoology 101: Mama Learns Them Good (with Emily Bossé)
    on 13 July, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    This week Wrestle Daddies introduce the first Wrestle Mama, Emily Bossé. And boy howdy, if she doesn't take them boy to school. We discuss all things sexual repressed animal planet and touch on wrestling for maybe 30 seconds. Listen to the episode.

  • 009 – New Market in Newmarket
    on 6 July, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Season Two Premiere! The Daddies try to get back to basics and turn the show into self-contained episodes.... and immediately fail. Follow us to Newmarket where we attempt to give back to the community... and immediately fail. We go to a brave new world with this so check it out! (There are some audio issues with this one so the quality in the middle isn't up to our usual level... we apologize and have fixed it for the future. And what a future it will be...) Listen to the episode.

  • 008 – Quarterly Report (with Lucas Martin)
    on 29 June, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    REVERSE DRAFT SPECIAL! It's time for a Reverse Draft here on Wrestle Daddies. Now I hear you, isn't that just another word for layoffs? Well kind of. On the season finale of Wrestle Daddies, Brett brings in Jake's estranged businessman brother Vincent to cut costs and make Grand Central Championship Station an efficient business! Listen to the episode.

  • 007 – The Price is Right and the Champ is Here
    on 22 June, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    The Daddies kick the Tuesday Afternoon Wars into high gear as they invade and book a full episode of 'The Price is Right'! But that's not all... our very first Grand Central Champion is crowned! Listen to the episode.

  • 006 – Not a Musical (Whole Hog)
    on 15 June, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    The Daddies' plans for a lavish WrestleMusical are put on hold as they come to terms with the untimely death of one of their stars. In his honour, they also jump into the world of personified product placement! Listen to the episode.

  • 005 – The Tuesday Afternoon Wars Begin (with Pat Brennan)
    on 8 June, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    This is WAR. The Daddies have started a ratings war for the ages with their bitter rivals 'The Price is Right'. They might need some help for this one... so they have called on their first Guest Daddy: Pat Brennan of 'The Dust Off'! Experience in full audio glory the sounds of battle as Pat brings out his secret weapon - Old Dutch. Listen to the episode.

  • 004 – The Ballad of Hot Toddy
    on 1 June, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Oh no! Your dads are fighting over money again! Bort and Jake struggle with the responsibilities of parenting. The Murphy Parents try to get their kids back from their captors. We begin our journey to crown our first champion. And what is this guy in a poncho waiting for? Rain? All this and more, this week, on Wrestle Daddies. Listen to the episode.

  • 003 – Hard Heads, Soft Hearts: Meet the Murphys in Welcome to Murphyville 3000
    on 25 May, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    Our Daddies are back to tussle over all genres of boys. Their multimedia empire continues to grow this week as we get to know a family that's been through it all, make goofs with visual aides, frantically type in the background, and generally forget to make a wrestling show. Listen to the episode.

  • 002 – Grand Central Championship Station
    on 18 May, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    The Daddies book the very first episode of what will surely be the most successful wrestling company of all time - Grand Central Championship Station. Come see such suggested dynamos as 'Needles' Nic Stoakes, Soft Candy and Bad Breath Barry Brown light up New York's Grand Central Station and undoubtedly mess up everyone's commute to work. Listen to the episode.

  • 001 – Wrestle Daddies: Ascension
    on 11 May, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Episode 1 - Wrestle Daddies: Ascension. The Daddies rise from the ashes like a beautiful muscular phoenix. A new company is born in sweat and blood and we meet the first stars of Wrestle Daddies. Including such legends as Scarlett Charlotte Chode and Obituary Oliver. Listen to the episode.

  • 000 – Preview, Pomp and Circumstance
    on 7 May, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    The Daddies introduce themselves to their family... You! They explain just what they are doing here and why they will never leave, son and/or daughter. This is a feed test... but also a preview... but also a beginning. So eat up! And tell us this feed tastes. Listen to the episode.

 

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