Wrestle Daddies

Logo by Scott Latimer

We are the Wrestle Daddies, and these are our Wrestle Children

Jake and Brett have been longtime friends, wrestling fans, and improvisers. They have decided to take their relationship one further by entering fatherhood together, but these aren’t your regular baybays! We take your suggestions for wrestler names or wrestler gimmicks and nurture those ideas into fully grown wrestle children.

New Episodes every Thursday!

Brett and Jake are Toronto based improvisers, writers, and comedians, and founding members of Hot Garbage Players.

If you have suggestions of terrible, amazing or terribly amazing wrestler ideas for the Dads, send us an email at wrestledaddies@gmail.com

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Hosted and Cut by Jake Martin and Brett Loughery
Logo by Scott Latimer

Recent Episodes:

  • 069 – Uncle Bort’s 69th Episode Spectacular
    on 21 September, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    Brett’s been planning a big surprise reunion for our 69th episode, but Jake is too busy getting ready for his big radio show guest spot with Ric Flair. Will Brett stand in the way of Jake’s dream/waking nightmare? — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The … Continue reading "069 – Uncle Bort’s 69th Episode Spectacular" Listen to the episode.

  • 068 – Fisticuffs Slamdown 3
    on 15 September, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    The moment you have all been waiting for… It’s finally here… you’ve been waiting a whole week for the third Fisticuffs Slamdown – well wait no longer. After the catastrophic ending to the last Fisticuffs Slamdown the Daddies decide to do the whole thing again a week later. Except we try to do the fastest … Continue reading "068 – Fisticuffs Slamdown 3" Listen to the episode.

  • 067 – Fisticuffs Slamdown 2
    on 8 September, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    The moment you have all been waiting for… Fisticuffs Slamdown 2! The legally distinct Royal Rumble knockoff returns with some enhancements. 24 Women (and some fish) will compete for the Wrestle Daddies Women’s Championship (now the Google World Championship) surrounded by an electrified steel cage and a moat full of surly fish. Will Scarlett Charlotte … Continue reading "067 – Fisticuffs Slamdown 2" Listen to the episode.

  • 066 – Wu-Tang Clam Ain’t Nothing to Fish With
    on 2 September, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    The press conference for the upcoming all-women Fisticuffs Slamdown goes awry as it gets crashed multiple times, And a shocking revelation about the lineage of the Wrestle Daddies Women’s Championship rocks the title to it’s very core. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible … Continue reading "066 – Wu-Tang Clam Ain’t Nothing to Fish With" Listen to the episode.

  • 065- A Fish/Woman Based Promotion
    on 24 August, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    Wrestle Daddies are back home and back to their roots! Mostly. We wanted to do an entirely female promotion to shake things up… but then we remembered that we just hired a bunch of fishmen. So. Here we are. Also the Wu-Tang Clam is running wild! — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake … Continue reading "065- A Fish/Woman Based Promotion" Listen to the episode.

  • 064 – Royalty Free, Under the Sea (with Chris Nyarady)
    on 18 August, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    The Wrestle Daddies Summer Road Trip is winding to a close. Mostly out of necessity as their latest wrong turn has sent them to the bottom of the ocean – Atlantis. Luckily their recent business investments in Atlantis and their previous establishment of the Atlantean Championship has fostered a wrestling culture in the deep sea … Continue reading "064 – Royalty Free, Under the Sea (with Chris Nyarady)" Listen to the episode.

  • 063 – Ronnie’s Dead, Marie (with Meghan Harper)
    on 11 August, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Jake joins Brett on the East Coast in North Carolina. Problem is he’s got a stolen car, a criminal record and a mysterious stranger who won’t stop calling. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Featuring – Meghan Harper Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa … Continue reading "063 – Ronnie’s Dead, Marie (with Meghan Harper)" Listen to the episode.

  • Minisode 3 – Car Crash
    on 3 August, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    Wuh… What happened? Where am I? Brett? Where are you, Brett? — Hosted and Cut by B̶r̶e̶t̶t̶ ̶L̶o̶u̶g̶h̶e̶r̶y̶ and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band Listen to the episode.

  • 062 – John Gets His Shui Back (with Lucas Martin)
    on 27 July, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    In the aftermath of last week’s episode Brett has ended up in jail. But never fear! Jake has got the one person Brett doesn’t want to help him – Former Feng Shui master JOHn… sorry, just John now. A daring prison break, a captivating wrestling show and redemption on this week’s Wrestle Daddies. — Hosted … Continue reading "062 – John Gets His Shui Back (with Lucas Martin)" Listen to the episode.

  • 061 – Old Friends Die Hard (with Dylan Sealy)
    on 20 July, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    Brett and Jake decide to spice things up by picking up a wounded hitchhiker, only to be thrown into a high speed chase and government conspiracy all thanks to the grossest man alive – Mobile Porn Magnate, R.D. Steele. Along with a whole bevy of sketchy characters too. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery … Continue reading "061 – Old Friends Die Hard (with Dylan Sealy)" Listen to the episode.

  • 060 – For Legal Purposes (with Brian Edwards)
    on 14 July, 2018 at 1:43 am

    As the summer vacation continues the Wrestle Daddies go south… deep south to meet the perfect southern Gentleman – Cash Debonair. Now for legal purposes we can’t go into too much information about his wrestling promotion, but we can say that he has won many awards for his debutantes. I mean wrestlers. Damn it. — … Continue reading "060 – For Legal Purposes (with Brian Edwards)" Listen to the episode.

  • 059 – Knock Knock Knocking on Heaven’s Door (with Sam Adams)
    on 6 July, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    Brett falls asleep at the wheel and the Daddies end up at the Dartmouth Sportsplex in Nova Scotia where they meet bona fide ring veteran The Dartmouth Door Dasher, one of the world’s greatest players of Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Forced into an early retirement from a mysterious scandal, Triple D lures children into the … Continue reading "059 – Knock Knock Knocking on Heaven’s Door (with Sam Adams)" Listen to the episode.

  • 058 – Inside Out Danny Goes To Washington (with Michael Mongiardi)
    on 30 June, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    Things get surgical as the Wrestle Daddies continue their Summer Education tour… We find ourselves in rural Ontario at Inside Out Danny’s controversial promotion – Inside Out Wrestling, where all of the wrestlers are inside out. Worlds collide as some classic Wrestle Daddies stars go up against the likes of Upside Down Margaret and one … Continue reading "058 – Inside Out Danny Goes To Washington (with Michael Mongiardi)" Listen to the episode.

  • 057 – Summer School is in Session (with Lance Byrd)
    on 22 June, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    The Wrestle Daddies start their cross-country summer tour as they seek out the brightest minds of the wrestling business to study under. First stop – Brett’s hotel. Brett grabbed Sid Crosby, a limo driver from the hotel who has an edgy guerrilla wrestling promotion with some major history – Wrestling Company (Going For a Long … Continue reading "057 – Summer School is in Session (with Lance Byrd)" Listen to the episode.

  • 056 – Eighty Pounds of Gold
    on 15 June, 2018 at 9:22 pm

    After returning from E3 the Daddies pose a tough question – have they become out of touch with wrestling? How do they bring back their hardcore wrestling fans? Why with a new and utterly confusing championship title of course! Tune in as the first ever ‘Atlantean Championship. Including some new listener suggestions such as Mort … Continue reading "056 – Eighty Pounds of Gold" Listen to the episode.

  • 056 – Live From E3 2018
    on 8 June, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen for attending the first ever Wrestle Daddies E3 Press Conference featuring Telltale Games. We are so excited to show you the innovations we have made in a series of brand new games based on all of your favourite Wrestle Daddies characters and storylines. — Hosted and Cut by … Continue reading "056 – Live From E3 2018" Listen to the episode.

  • 054 – Magic Mike 3 XXXL: The Staff of Ozarik
    on 2 June, 2018 at 1:45 am

    Let’s Play “Magic Mike 3 XXXL: The Staff of Ozarik”, the thrilling video game adaptation of the Oscar-nominated Hamburglar starring Magic Mike 3 XXXL. A dynamic, feature-filed full length video game simultenously releasing for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. Oh yeah, and we also have our big title match. — Hosted and Cut by … Continue reading "054 – Magic Mike 3 XXXL: The Staff of Ozarik" Listen to the episode.

  • 053 – A Tournament Just For You
    on 26 May, 2018 at 3:23 am

    Muscleman Poundtown pounds on ahead with full coverage of the Tournament Just For You! The winner will earn the right to face three other men for the Wrestle Daddies Championship. Yes that’s right, the prize for beating 15 other wrestlers is the right to fight three more! Some classic first round match ups scheduled include … Continue reading "053 – A Tournament Just For You" Listen to the episode.

  • 052 – Muscleman Poundtown
    on 18 May, 2018 at 3:01 am

    In our Season Six Premiere, Brett and Jake finally bury the hatchet in order to create a brand new wrestling sensation – Muscleman Poundtown. We need a new start, and what better way to do that then to draft an entire new company? — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by … Continue reading "052 – Muscleman Poundtown" Listen to the episode.

  • 051 – Daddyversary
    on 12 May, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Our one year anniversary pay per view, it’s Daddyversary, baybay! Brett and our old friend the Time Wizard have bent the laws of our universe to bring you the grandest wrestling pay per view in history. In fact we go all the way back to the year 2005 for a card stacked to the brim. … Continue reading "051 – Daddyversary" Listen to the episode.

  • 050 – Series Recap
    on 10 May, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    In anticipation of our One Year Anniversary, Brett and Jake take some time from the Wrestle Daddies Hall of Fame ceremony to do a “brief” recap of the entire series up to this point. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John … Continue reading "050 – Series Recap" Listen to the episode.

  • 049 – Ridgewell P. Bertwhistle, Couples Counselor (with Stephen Belyea)
    on 3 May, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Well, your Wrestle Daddies are finally going to couples counselor. For you. We want to work this out so we can give you the Anniversary you all deserve. Jake found the perfect couples counselor too – Ridgewell P. Bertwhistle. Join us amongst the bird skeletons in his office as we peek behind the curtain of … Continue reading "049 – Ridgewell P. Bertwhistle, Couples Counselor (with Stephen Belyea)" Listen to the episode.

  • Minisode 2 – We Can Work it Out Maybe
    on 27 April, 2018 at 12:49 am

    Jake and Brett aren’t speaking so Jake updates the listeners on the state of the show while he looks for a couples counselor. — Hosted and Cut by B̶r̶e̶t̶t̶ ̶L̶o̶u̶g̶h̶e̶r̶y̶ and Jake Martin Special Guest Appearance by ??? Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the … Continue reading "Minisode 2 – We Can Work it Out Maybe" Listen to the episode.

  • 048 – Breaking Point
    on 21 April, 2018 at 3:32 am

    When will you Daddies get along? Brett and Jake attempt to repair their unraveling partnership with the first ever Wrestle Daddies Tag Team Tournament, featuring new superstars such as a former WWE Champion and a series of fragile boys. Will it be just the thing they need to reconcile? Probably not, the episode is called … Continue reading "048 – Breaking Point" Listen to the episode.

  • 047 – Good Evening, Please Leave
    on 13 April, 2018 at 5:43 am

    Brett wakes Jake up in the middle of the night to try to prove he still loves wrestling… by hiring a bunch of out of shape indie knock offs of famous wrestlers. Join Botcho Man Andy Average and Bulk Ogan as Brett tries to prove he still has it. Oh also Jake is fine from … Continue reading "047 – Good Evening, Please Leave" Listen to the episode.

  • 046 – 72 Dogs
    on 6 April, 2018 at 12:57 am

    Tensions flare between our Daddies as Brett tries to weasel out of yet another title defense. But this time he brought back up. 72 dogs. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine … Continue reading "046 – 72 Dogs" Listen to the episode.

  • 045 – We Finally Talk About T-Shirts
    on 30 March, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    A Wrestle Daddies Slumber Party, After Dark! The Wrestle Daddies record way past their bedtime and it leads to the most openings we’ve had on the show so far. But it also leads to a shocking revelation – We’ve never talked about T-shirts. We make up for lost time and pump out all the merchandise … Continue reading "045 – We Finally Talk About T-Shirts" Listen to the episode.

  • 044 – Braywatch: Total Divas Season 6
    on 22 March, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    An image suggestion from deep within the internet causes Bray Wyatt’s second or third gimmick change in weeks. Also we talk way too long about Baywatch. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States … Continue reading "044 – Braywatch: Total Divas Season 6" Listen to the episode.

  • 043 – Wrestlemania 34: All Red Everything
    on 15 March, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Wow, urgent phone call from Paul Levesque – Vince McMahon has taken a tumble and forgotten the plans for Wrestlemania 34. Luckily his good buddies at the Wrestle Daddies are here to help him come up with a new card for Wrestlemania in 20 minutes. Listen as the dads speed through what is sure to … Continue reading "043 – Wrestlemania 34: All Red Everything" Listen to the episode.

  • 042 – A War of 1812 No Disqualification Interpretative Dance (with Craig Mazerolle)
    on 8 March, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    O Canada! The Daddies are finally back home… but no rest for the wicked. Ace Lawyer Craig Mazerolle and his friend Can Con have threatened to pull all of Wrestle Daddies sweet sweet grant funding unless they can make the show more Canadian. So strap on your hockey bag and douse your chest hair with … Continue reading "042 – A War of 1812 No Disqualification Interpretative Dance (with Craig Mazerolle)" Listen to the episode.

  • 041 – Jake’s on a Plane
    on 2 March, 2018 at 1:28 am

    Separated again! Trouble on the flight home from the Olympics as Brett flies first class on the Gold Medal Jet, Jake is stuck on the tarmac in economy. Jake has to book a show on the plane by transcribing Brett’s suggestions on his voicemail… Will Jake survive the perilous flight? — Hosted and Cut by … Continue reading "041 – Jake’s on a Plane" Listen to the episode.

  • 040 – Our Bad Luck Fale is Hornswoggle
    on 23 February, 2018 at 3:08 am

    The Wrestle Daddies continue their coverage of the 2018 Winter Games in PyeongChang, South Korea! Brett defends his title in yet another Olympic event, our head of security has a life changing revelation and one of our biggest stars from Season One returns in dramatic fashion… also Miriam Ursula Boatwright faces Buzz for the Wrestle … Continue reading "040 – Our Bad Luck Fale is Hornswoggle" Listen to the episode.

  • 039 – Wrestle Daddies in a Downhill Jam
    on 15 February, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Oh boy, the Wrestle Daddies are in quite a downhill jam this week! While wrapping up the matches set up from last week, Brett informs Jake that he has become obsessed with the 2018 Olympic Winter Games and will only defend his title in PyeongChang… in the Downhill Slope event. The Daddies are heading to … Continue reading "039 – Wrestle Daddies in a Downhill Jam" Listen to the episode.

  • 038 – Shame
    on 8 February, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Shameful. Absolutely shameful. The Wrestle Daddies title scene undergoes some controversy when the champion is forced to reveal a humiliating secret. Perhaps we will redeem ourselves with a clean Fatal 4-Way in the main event? No. Also shameful. The Daddies channel their inner late-era WCW and book their dustiest card yet. Also we repackage Bray … Continue reading "038 – Shame" Listen to the episode.

  • 037 – Mr. Dressup’s Resurrection Bounce
    on 2 February, 2018 at 4:57 am

    They’re back! After months of legal battles the Wrestle Daddies are back and they are ready to do their old show again. Your wrestlers – our arena. Come check out new Daddies favourites such as Christopher the Cranberry King and our very own Brett “The Beauty” Loughery on the brand new season of Wrestle Daddies … Continue reading "037 – Mr. Dressup’s Resurrection Bounce" Listen to the episode.

  • 036 – Daddy v. Daddy (with Ian Goff)
    on 26 January, 2018 at 1:12 am

    All rise for the honourable Judge Farley Cligg… The case tonight – Daddy v. Daddy. With all of the madness of the past few weeks, Jake and Brett go to court to settle who was the real villain? Who killed their beloved show? And who will pay. Court is now in season, Harvey Kei-tell me … Continue reading "036 – Daddy v. Daddy (with Ian Goff)" Listen to the episode.

  • 035 – Legally Distinct Wrestle Wrestling Uncles Show
    on 19 January, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    This is not Wrestle Daddies! Okay? So stop thinking that. Uncle Jake is being sued by too many different people, and legally speaking we can’t be the Wrestle Daddies until this court case is over. So Brett, I mean Bort, I mean Some Guy, has joined us on the show. It’s your favourite Wrestling Uncles … Continue reading "035 – Legally Distinct Wrestle Wrestling Uncles Show" Listen to the episode.

  • 034 – Bort Bones is “Beyond Wrestling”
    on 12 January, 2018 at 2:57 am

    We finally managed to get the two Wrestle Daddies in the same room together and boy oh boy do they have some scores to settle. After branching off with two new shows over the past few weeks, Jake invites Bort Bones onto his new show Beyond Wrestling to replace his two former co-hosts, R.D. Steele … Continue reading "034 – Bort Bones is “Beyond Wrestling”" Listen to the episode.

  • 033 – Big Poppa Jake is Beyond Wrestling (with Dylan Sealy and Lucas Martin)
    on 4 January, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    The second brand new Wrestle Daddies pilot – Jake Martin, along with mobile porn magnate R.D. Steele and Level 37 Feng Shui Master JOHn, decide to evolve the very IDEA of Wrestling in their new show – “Beyond Wrestling”. Listen in horror as Martin, Steele and JOHn break apart everything you love… but listen in … Continue reading "033 – Big Poppa Jake is Beyond Wrestling (with Dylan Sealy and Lucas Martin)" Listen to the episode.

  • 032 – Bort Bone’s Info War(games)
    on 29 December, 2017 at 3:49 am

    After being fired from Wrestle Daddies, the shackles have been taken off ol’ Uncle Bort and he is MIFFED! Bort is here to expound some truths. A brand new show from the former Wrestle Daddy. — Host and Cut by Brett Loughery Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa … Continue reading "032 – Bort Bone’s Info War(games)" Listen to the episode.

  • 031 – My Dinner With Lauren (with Alexa Higgins)
    on 22 December, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    The moment we have been dreading. Food Network CEO Lauren Graham has come over to Brett’s house for dinner and to meet his lovely family. It would be a nice, cozy winter evening if not for the fact that Ms. Graham has made it very clear that at the end of the night one of … Continue reading "031 – My Dinner With Lauren (with Alexa Higgins)" Listen to the episode.

  • 030 – The 12 Matches of Christmas: Freakshow
    on 14 December, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Christmas comes early for all the good Wrestle Children as Brett and Jake transform their network mandated ‘Freakshow!’ pay per view into the festive ’12 Matches of Christmas’. Listen in by that warm glowing fire as special guests from episodes past come back for the holiday good time feelings. — Hosted and Cut by Brett … Continue reading "030 – The 12 Matches of Christmas: Freakshow" Listen to the episode.

  • 029 – The Big Food Network in the Sky (with Alexa Higgins)
    on 7 December, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    The Reckoning has come for our Daddies as Food Network CEO Lauren Graham Cracker parachutes directly into Gary World wondering where their wrestling content has flown off to. Brett and Jake weave a complicated wicker basket of lies to convince Ms. Graham Cracker that, as the old Irish proverb goes, ‘Everything is Fine’. — Hosted … Continue reading "029 – The Big Food Network in the Sky (with Alexa Higgins)" Listen to the episode.

  • 028 – Young Lions, Assemble!
    on 1 December, 2017 at 4:25 am

    Roles are reversed as Jake becomes enchanted with Gary World and finds a heap of suggestions for new attractions. Meanwhile, Brett is off to Asia to contract a new work force for the theme park – New Japan Pro Wrestling’s Young Lions. Let’s hope Food Network doesn’t find out we started a new show! — … Continue reading "028 – Young Lions, Assemble!" Listen to the episode.

  • 027 – Blind Uncle Bort’s Underground Labyrinth
    on 23 November, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    Altavista’s brand new streaming service is off to a bombastic start as Brett is left to build the start of an amusement park by himself. Meanwhile, Gary Oldman has gone missing and both Wrestle Daddies are called into the ring to entertain the masses. Also, nobody tell Food Network about our new show. Please. — … Continue reading "027 – Blind Uncle Bort’s Underground Labyrinth" Listen to the episode.

  • 026 – Altavista Presents: Gary
    on 17 November, 2017 at 4:35 am

    The Dads are back in town! Our co-hosts reunite after weeks of contract negotiations to start from square one yet again… luckily Brett’s got a pocket full of wrestlers and Jake has a lucrative deal with Altavista! Catch Wrestle Daddies and such wrestlers as Splint Butchrock and of course your champion…. Jake Martin! — Hosted … Continue reading "026 – Altavista Presents: Gary" Listen to the episode.

  • 025 – Wrestle Daddies: A Retrospective
    on 9 November, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    If you have never listened to an episode of Wrestle Daddies… this would be the perfect chance to start! After having no contact with Brett since he quit the show, we received this tape in the mail. A full retrospective of Wrestle Daddies greatest moments… and what appears to be an apology. — Hosted and … Continue reading "025 – Wrestle Daddies: A Retrospective" Listen to the episode.

  • Minisode – Last Straw, Brett
    on 2 November, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Minisode 1 – Last Straw, Brett An impromptu statement about the recent departure of Brett. — Hosted and Cut by Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band Listen to the episode.

  • 024 – “Survivor” Series Part Three
    on 19 October, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    The Merge! 11 wrestlers have defied the odds and made it to the merge in this season of Wrestle Daddies Survivor. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Brian Pillman, Triple H, HBK, CM Punk, Asuka, The Miz, Jake the Snake Roberts and your own Wrestle Daddy Jake have clawed their way to the top. … Continue reading "024 – “Survivor” Series Part Three" Listen to the episode.

  • 023 – “Survivor” Series Part Two
    on 12 October, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Our season of Survivor rolls on and the hidden immunity idols flow freely. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan declaring himself team captain has ruffled a few feathers… including a Mr. Stone Cold Steve Austin. We sprint towards the merge as all of your favourite wrestlers (and Jake) battle it out for that sweet prize of our title … Continue reading "023 – “Survivor” Series Part Two" Listen to the episode.

 

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